Florida Man Arrested For Hitting Girlfriend With Dildo After She Criticized His Sexual Performance

Apparently calling a man a mouse while he’s trying to plow you is the exact opposite of calling him Lexington Steele.According to The Smoking Gun, a 42-year-old Florida man took exception to it during a recent love-making sesh with his 58-year-old girlfriend, so much so that he allegedly punched her in the face and “struck her in the back several times with a plastic dildo and some type of cord.”Florida Man Arrested For Hitting Girlfriend With Dildo After She Criticized His Sexual PerformancePolice said Carol Favuzza told them Eric Pritsch lost his shit while they were humping on February 7 and she told him, “You’re not a man, you’re a mouse.” And just to make sure everybody downtown knew what she was referring to, they noted in their report that she said that in regards to his “apparent inability to perform” sexually.

Source: Florida Man Arrested For Hitting Girlfriend With Dildo After She Criticized His Sexual Performance – CraveOnline

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