Dude Gets Arrested In Lincoln Tunnel For Stopping Traffic To Masturbate

I also get excited every time I’m on the verge of getting in the Big Apple, but this is ridiculous.According to New York Magazine, a 48-year-old New Jersey man was arrested last Thursday after he allegedly parked his van in the middle of the Lincoln Tunnel and started punching his clown.Naturally, this didn’t help what was already a shitty traffic situation, and police were quickly on the scene to do their part to get it moving in a positive direction again. They unfortunately stumbled upon the cause of the backup this time around, and that of course was Ismael Esquilin jerking off in his minivan while it was parked but still running.

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